Instagram og Twitter er fullt af fólki sem millumerkir ‘#EatClean’ og ‘#FitCouple’. Þau sem telja að æfingin hafi ekki gerst ef það er ekki komin mynd af henni á samfélagsmiðlana.
En margir finna enga hamingju í því að deila svita og tárum sínum með fólki á hverjum degi en svo virðist samt sem að þau mæti einnig á Twitter að tala um það…
Man, my gym is really crowded today, I imagine.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) March 22, 2014
„How often do you exercise?“
About 3 to 4 times a week.
„Be honest.“
2003.— ladybroseph (@ladybroseph) November 3, 2014
DOCTOR: Do you do any aerobic exercise?
ME: Huh?
DOCTOR: Like where you sweat
[flashback to me sweating while eating KFC]
ME: Yes— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 23, 2014
I’m sure the pain a woman feels during childbirth is nothing compared to the intense pain I endure at the gym during 3-4 minutes of cardio.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) May 27, 2015
I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.
— JAY [ham] KAY (@NurseMurderer) August 12, 2015
When traveling, there’s nothing like a high-end, state-of-the-art hotel gym to pretend you’ve worked out in.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) July 17, 2015
It’s sad to walk by a gym and see all those fit dudes who just let their dad bods go
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 14, 2015
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) August 30, 2014
I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 8, 2013
Just had to ask the guy at my gym’s front desk to open my Powerade.
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) July 15, 2014
I went to the gym today, just kidding I went to the park and yelled at birds
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 10, 2015
Do people who say, „Exercise helps me relax“ know about not exercising?
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) May 24, 2013
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like „Wanna go for a run?“ or „Try this Kale.“
— Michael Jr. (@Michaeljrcomedy) June 20, 2015
Was gonna go to the gym but I literally just went last month. Don’t wanna overdo it
— Patrick Ryan (@patrickmarkryan) May 9, 2015
*puts on sports bra*
Well, that’s enough exercise for today…— Bogadafet (@bogadafet) October 15, 2015
I can’t find the part of this gym where the exercise stuff is, so I’m just gonna get a smoothie and take a nice shower.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) April 8, 2015
Gym Trainer: Well, lets start simple. What are your fitness goals?
Me: I want to be able to lift my cast iron pan with one hand.— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) April 30, 2015
„I’d like to cancel my gym membership“
ok I will need $2500, written permission from Oprah, and a 30 page thesis on why ur a piece of shit.— jade (@TheDreamGhoul) April 27, 2015
How long are you supposed to rest in between sets at the gym? Like 6 months?
— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) September 10, 2015
On the list of reasons why I should go to the gym today:
4) We’re out of toilet paper.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 22, 2015