Hvað eiga handsprengjur, snákar og ninja stjörnur sameiginlegt? Nú þetta er allt eitthvað sem fólk hefur reynt að taka með sér í flug í Bandaríkjunum.
Nú eru tollverðir á flugvöllum í Bandaríkjunum (TSA) – þú veist, leiðinlega öryggisgæslan sem þú þarft að fara í gegnum í hvert sinn sem þú ferð í flug – komin með Instagram síðu þar sem að þau setja myndir af skrítnustu hlutunum sem þau taka af fólki.
Hér eru 30 magnaðar myndir sem sýna bara hluta af þeim ótrúlega varningi sem fólk reynir að koma framhjá þeim:
#1 This Image Is An Inert Replica Of A Laptop Bomb. What Looks Like Cereal In The Baggie Is Actually Inert Dynamite Flakes
#2 An Erie International Airport (Eri) Tsa Officer Let The Cat Out Of The Bag This Week. Literally. And The Cat’s Name Is Slim
#3 A Knife Hidden In Your Flowers
#4 Here Are Proper Ways Do Declare Firearms And Ammunition, And Then There’s Stuffing Everything In Bicycle Tires
#5 Listen, We Know You’ve Been Rambling On Ever Since You Lost Your Girl So Fair In The Darkest Depths Or Mordor, But Your Sword Needs To Be Packed With Your Checked Luggage
#6 What We Can Tell You Is That Chainsaws Are Not Permitted In Carry-On Bags
#7 Agent Flynn Has Had It With Snakes On Planes, And Our Officers Prevented A Young Ball Python From Flying The Friendly Skies This Past Sunday
#8 You Won’t Have A Beautiful Day If You Try To Bring This „Lipstick“ Through Airport Security
#9 Large Organic Mass Turned Out To Be A Bag Of Moose Nuggets (Or Feces, Droppings, Excrements, Etc.) That The Passenger Was Taking Home From Their Alaskan Adventure
#10 Enough Is Enough! We Have Had It With These #%!&@$ Snakes In This %@$&#! Checkpoint!
#11 Please Don’t Get Snippy When Our Officers Tell You That You Can’t Pack These Ginormous Ceremonial Ribbon Cutting Scissors In Your Carry-On
#12 This Bag Of Marijuana Was Discovered Inside Of A Microwave Oven
#13 At First, It Looked Like A Harmless Inanimate Bat, And Then Pfloof!!! It Was A Batarang!
#14 Some Travelers Are Extremely Cautious About What They Pack, While Others Lob Inert Mortar Rounds Into Their Bags
#15 This Looks Like Something Out Of A Mad Max Movie. It’s As If Mad Max Wanted To Paint The Thunderdome With The Blood Of His Enemies. It’s A Paint Roller Wrapped In Sandpaper And Wire With Nails Protruding
#16 Son O’ A Biscuit Eater! Some Land Lubber ‘N Atlanta Stowed A Flintlock ‘N ‘Is Carry-On Duffle! ‘E Won’ Be Walkin’ Th’ Plank Fer It, But Packin’ A Pistol ‘N Yer Carry-On Can Git Ye Thrown ‘N Th’ Brig ‘N Fined
#17 If You Find Yourself Needing To Travel With Your Razor Glove, Please Pack It In Your Checked Bag
#18 Tactical Spork That Allows You To Defend Said Franks And Beans From Ne’er-Do-Wells
#19 This Carry-On Goody Bag, Presented To Our Tsa Officers At The Security Checkpoint, Included An Ax, Throwing Star, Double-Edged Dagger, And Machete
#20 Does This Phone Look Suspicious To You? Well, Besides The Fact That Borat And Idiocracy Were Still In Theaters When This Style Of Phone Was Popular, There’s Something Else Strange About It. It’s A Stun Gun With Shockingly Good Reception!
#21 This Foot-Long Replica Of #naruto’s Minato Namikaze Kunai Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag At Atlanta (Atl). We Assume The Passenger Was Traveling Alone. Very Alone…
#22 Obviously, There Is Something Fishy About This Knife
#23 Here’s A Friendly Reminder That Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags.
#24 If You Are Packing For Your Own Yukon Trek, Please Remember To Remove All Knives From Your Carry-On Luggage
